WAF (nice one)

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#1 erstellt: 12. Mrz 2005, 11:58
Dear Microsoft Technical Support,

I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from
Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began giving
unexpected errors and
also took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
This wasn't mentioned in
the product brochure. In addition Wife 1.0 installs
itself into all other
programs and launches during system initialization
where it monitors all
other system activity.

Applications such as Boys Night Out 2.5, and Audiophile hi-end system 1.2 no longer run and
crash the system whenever selected. Attempting to
operate Saturday Sports
Bar 6.3 always fails but Saturday Shopping 7.1 runs
instead. I cannot seem
to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst attempting
to run any of my
favorite applications. I am thinking about going back
to Girlfriend7.0 but
uninstall doesn't work
on this program.

With regards,



Dear Joe,

This is a very common problem resulting from a basic
misunderstanding. Many
men upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking
that Wife 1.0 is merely
a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program. Whereas Wife 1.0
designed by its creator to run everything.

You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and
still convert back to
Girlfriend 7.0 as Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this
it is impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the
program files from the
system once installed.

Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or
wife 2.0 but have ended
up with even more problems. (See in manual under
alimony Support and
Solicitors Fees).

Having Wife 1.0 installed myself I recommend you keep
it installed and deal
with the difficulties as best you can. When any faults
or problems occur,
whatever you think has caused them, you must run the
C: \I APOLOGIZE program
and avoid attempting to use the *Esc-key. It may be
necessary to run C:\ I
APOLOGIZE a number of times but hopefully eventually
the operating
system will return to normal.

Wife 1.0 although a very high maintenance program can
be very rewarding. To
get the most out of it consider buying additional
software such as
Flowers 2.0 and Chocolates 5.0. Do not under any
circumstances install
Secretary 36.24.36 (Short Skirt version) as this is not
a supported
application for Wife 1.0 and the system will almost
certainly crash.

Thank you for using the program!!

With regards,


P.S. In no case try to install the free software
(Mother-in-Law 1.0) that
comes with WIFE 1.0 operating system. Installing the
software would lead to
Not Responding messages from Wife1.0 operating system
#2 erstellt: 12. Mrz 2005, 12:13
This one has been doing the rounds for quite a while but I always get a chuckle when I read it.

Ist häufiger hier
#3 erstellt: 12. Mrz 2005, 15:00
Hey Prithvi,

No offence.

One of the things about the forum I enjoyed was lack of jokes and other ill's of the internet!!!

Thanks in advance for escusing me!!!

#4 erstellt: 12. Mrz 2005, 18:06
Hi!! Roshan
Chill man, once in a while we need to have a hearty laugh! Just eases the tension and stress that we all go thru.

For example, how many of you guys have enough time to listen to music seriously (not background music)? Sadly the idiot box is taking over and now the comp. I make sure my daughter sits with me for atleast 10-20 mins and listen to music. She can sit in one place, she's 4 1/2 years old and full of life.


Ist häufiger hier
#5 erstellt: 12. Mrz 2005, 19:54

You are really lucky. Wife 1.0 does not allow me to get my volume knob above the 8'O clock position. Square_wave had to come home once to get the volume knob above the 12 o clock position.

Best regards
#6 erstellt: 14. Mrz 2005, 08:01
Oh !
Hope she does not kick me out when I drop in next time :))
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